I have found blogs where people sell things, post advertisements, request donantions... which is all great - but how about blogging for money. Actually blogging for money...
Hey, I can do that, I think to myself. I have plenty to say, I can "link" and "alt" and "keyphrase density" with the best of them.
LET ME BLOG FOR YOU!!!
LIMITED TIME OFFER!!
No one has the time to blog all day - but you want to have a blog to relate to your customers, keep grandma up-todate and drive traffic to your "real site"...so Meg will write your blog about your tech company, your favorite movies, or your life as a world-famous runway model--whatever!
For $100/hour, your blog will be written in this same rambling psudo witty prose, with appropriate links and targeted keyphrases carefully--craftfully woven in.
Send payments to PAYPAL - email@example.com. First time customers are subject to a 5 hour minimum for blog set up and initial postings.
ok - just kidding.
Well, unless someone sends money.